Quote #21

Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy.

More from Spike Milligan

  1. Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
  2. All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
  3. Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
  4. I hope you go before me because I don't want you singing at my funeral.
  5. When I look back, the fondest memory I have is not really of the Goons. It is of a girl called Julia with enormous breasts.
  6. Oh, the snivelling grovelling bastard.
  7. Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
  8. I suppose a Knighthood is out of the question then?

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