Quote #20
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
More from Spike Milligan
- Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
- Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy.
- When I look back, the fondest memory I have is not really of the Goons. It is of a girl called Julia with enormous breasts.
- All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
- Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
- I hope you go before me because I don't want you singing at my funeral.
- I'm fucking Irish!
- Oh, the snivelling grovelling bastard.