If man had more of a sense of humor, things might have turned out differently.

Really, one of us ought to have the courage to call the experiment off and shoulder the responsibility for the decision, but the majority reckons that that kin…

Everything is explicable in the terms of the behavior of a small child.

You are only a puppet. But you don't realize that you are.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Don't take life so serious, son, it ain't nohow permanent.

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope, …