5 Stephen Colbert Quotes on Entertainment

Stephen Colbert quotes on entertainment

10. I don't perceive my role as a newsman at all. I'm a comedian from stem to stern. You can cut me open and count the rings of jokes. If people learn something about the news by watching the show, that is incidental to my goal.

27. Somebody pinch me. You know what? I'm a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough. Somebody shoot me in the face. Is he really not here tonight? Dammit.

48. Colbert: (talking about reality TV): It warps the minds of our children and weakens the resolve of our allies.

50. Earlier in the evening, Colbert had been beaten in the Outstanding Individual Performance category by Barry Manilow.

59. The Daily Show