Stephen Leacock Quotes on Truth
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In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
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It's a lie, but Heaven will forgive you for it.
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Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.
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The parent who could see his boy as he really is, would shake his head and say: 'Willie is no good; I'll sell him.'