The hair is real; it's the head that's fake.

Religious believers of the world, you are free to continue to debate the simple, narrow question that divides you from atheists, but you have no right, in so d…

The purpose of having an open mind is the same as having an open mouth, the object being eventually to close it on something solid. But one should never close …

Radio is the theater of the mind; television is the theater of the mindless.

I want to be a Mrs. Kenny Rogers kind of woman. You know... the kind of lady he sings about: 'Oh Lady, I was just scum in the sewer until you came along and ma…

'Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.'

The wiser you get on the inside, the uglier you get on the outside. The world's great gurus have beautiful things to say but they generally look like shit.