Quote #9

'Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.'

More from Sparky Anderson

  1. 'I only had a high school education and believe me, I had to cheat to get that.'
  2. 'People who live in the past generally are afraid to compete in the present. I've got my faults, but living in the past is not one of them.…
  3. 'If I hear Bowie Kuhn say just once more he's doing something for the betterment of baseball, I'm going to throw-up.'
  4. 'Players have two things to do. Play and keep their mouths shut.'
  5. 'If I ever find a pitcher who has heat, a good curve, and a slider, I might seriously consider marrying him, or at least proposing.'
  6. 'Problem with (John) Wockenfuss getting on base is that it takes three doubles to score him.'
  7. 'I don't know why the players make such a big fuss about sitting in the first class section of the plane. Does that mean they'll get there …
  8. 'The only reason I'm coming out here tomorrow is the schedule says I have to.'

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