Quote #49
Jack: I want to look tanned, not lumpy.
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- Jack: I know, but peanut butter?
- Rochester: [checking his equipment] Shaving cream, brush, razor, smelling salts.
- Rochester: Well, you said you wanted something to make you look nice and tanned.
- Jack: Smell?... What do I want with smelling salts?
- Jack: Hey, wait a minute. What kind of make up is this?
- Rochester: That's for me. I can't stand the sight of blood.
- Jack Benny: Does it have to be both?
- Rochester: Oh oh.