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Jack: I know, but peanut butter?
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Rochester: Well, you said you wanted something to make you look nice and tanned.
Jack: I want to look tanned, not lumpy.
Jack: Hey, wait a minute. What kind of make up is this?
Rochester: [checking his equipment] Shaving cream, brush, razor, smelling salts.
Jack Benny: Does it have to be both?
Jack: Smell?... What do I want with smelling salts?
Thug: You're gonna give us $10,000, or we're gonna break both your legs.
Rochester: That's for me. I can't stand the sight of blood.
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