Jack Benny Quotes on Food

5 quotes

  1. 'Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces'

  2. A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.

  3. Cook: We have some breast of flamingo and gazelle steaks.

  4. Jack: Breast of flamingo and gazelle steaks?

  5. Jack: I know, but peanut butter?

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