Jack Benny Quotes on Health

5 quotes

  1. I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

  2. I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.

  3. Jack: Smell?... What do I want with smelling salts?

  4. Last time Jack paid one hundred dollars a plate, it was to his dentist, Dr. Pincus. ~ Bob Hope

  5. He is so anemic that if he stays out at night, he has to get a transfusion so his eyes will be bloodshot in the morning. ~ Fred Allen

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