Jack Benny Quotes on Health
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
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Jack: Smell?... What do I want with smelling salts?
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Last time Jack paid one hundred dollars a plate, it was to his dentist, Dr. Pincus. ~ Bob Hope
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He is so anemic that if he stays out at night, he has to get a transfusion so his eyes will be bloodshot in the morning. ~ Fred Allen