Jack Benny Quotes on Age
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Marilyn Monroe: What about the difference in our ages?
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Jack: Oh, it's not that big a difference. You're twenty-five and I'm thirty-nine.
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Marilyn Monroe: I know, Jack. But what about twenty-five years from now when I'm fifty and you're thirty-nine?
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Jack: No, I just want to reach 40.
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Jack and Mary and Gracie and I were going to dinner one night and Gracie asked Mary, 'Is Jack really thirty-nine?' And Mary said, 'Ridiculous.' Then she asked, 'And how is his sex life?' and Mary said, 'Ridiculous!' ~ George Burns