8 Jack Benny Quotes on Joke

Jack Benny quotes on joke

5. My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

12. A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.

39. Jack Benny: That star has five points.

65. Bob Hope: Why do you want Jack's pants?

80. Clyde: General Electric.

85. Jack: [pointing a pistol at Bob's trousers] I'm going to blow your brains out.

87. Jack Benny played Mendelssohn last night. Mendelssohn lost.

88. Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in. ~ Bob Hope [2]