Quote #39

Jack Benny: That star has five points.

More from Jack Benny

  1. Rochester: You mean that shiny one with the three points on it?
  2. Rochester: Well, it went down two points this last year.
  3. Jack Benny: Where's that big glass star I told you to pack away last Christmas?
  4. Thug: Look, bud, I said 'Your money or your life.'
  5. Jack Benny: We're a little late, so good night, folks.
  6. Thug:[repeating] Look, bud, I said 'Your money or your life.'
  7. Rochester: It would've been hard to rhyme a dollar ninety-eight.
  8. Jack Benny: I'm thinking it over.

All Jack Benny quotes