Jack Benny Quotes on Wordplay
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Rochester: It would've been hard to rhyme a dollar ninety-eight.
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Jack Benny: That star has five points.
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Bob Hope: [finding some coins tied with string in Jack's trousers] When you ask this kid for a loan, and he says his money is tied up, he isn't kidding. This is an obstacle course for pickpockets.
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Before shoes were invented, Jack was a heel. ~ Fred Allen