Jack Benny Quotes on Money
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I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
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'Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces'
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Jack: What do you think of this card I wrote for Don? 'To Don from Jacky, Oh golly, oh shucks. I hope that you like it, It cost forty bucks.
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Rochester: It would've been hard to rhyme a dollar ninety-eight.
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Bob Hope: [finding some coins tied with string in Jack's trousers] When you ask this kid for a loan, and he says his money is tied up, he isn't kidding. This is an obstacle course for pickpockets.
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Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in. ~ Bob Hope [2]
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I'd like to kill him but the Government needs the money. ~ Bob Hope
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When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. ~ George Burns
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Last time Jack paid one hundred dollars a plate, it was to his dentist, Dr. Pincus. ~ Bob Hope
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Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me. ~ Bob Hope