10 Jack Benny Quotes on Money

Jack Benny quotes on money

4. I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

7. 'Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces'

34. Jack: What do you think of this card I wrote for Don? 'To Don from Jacky, Oh golly, oh shucks. I hope that you like it, It cost forty bucks.

35. Rochester: It would've been hard to rhyme a dollar ninety-eight.

60. Bob Hope: [finding some coins tied with string in Jack's trousers] When you ask this kid for a loan, and he says his money is tied up, he isn't kidding. This is an obstacle course for pickpockets.

88. Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in. ~ Bob Hope [2]

89. I'd like to kill him but the Government needs the money. ~ Bob Hope

90. When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. ~ George Burns

96. Last time Jack paid one hundred dollars a plate, it was to his dentist, Dr. Pincus. ~ Bob Hope

97. Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me. ~ Bob Hope