Quote #34
Jack: What do you think of this card I wrote for Don? 'To Don from Jacky, Oh golly, oh shucks. I hope that you like it, It cost forty bucks.
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- Perry Mason: Maybe my writers are better than yours.
- Rochester: It would've been hard to rhyme a dollar ninety-eight.
- Jack: I can't understand it. On your show you always win.
- Jack Benny: We're a little late, so good night, folks.
- Jack: Gee, I never thought of that.
- Jack Benny: Where's that big glass star I told you to pack away last Christmas?
- Marilyn Monroe: I know, Jack. But what about twenty-five years from now when I'm fifty and you're thirty-nine?
- Rochester: You mean that shiny one with the three points on it?