Jack Benny Quotes on Friendship

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  1. Jack: Don, you're hanging yourself.

  2. Jack: What do you think of this card I wrote for Don? 'To Don from Jacky, Oh golly, oh shucks. I hope that you like it, It cost forty bucks.

  3. Bob: [about Bing Crosby] He's up in Nevada looking over Boulder Dam - his piggy bank is filled. He's so loaded, you know, he uses Howard Hughes for a bell boy.

  4. I liked Benny right away, he had something I enjoyed very much - a worse singing voice than mine. ~ George Burns

  5. Jack and Mary and Gracie and I were going to dinner one night and Gracie asked Mary, 'Is Jack really thirty-nine?' And Mary said, 'Ridiculous.' Then she asked, 'And how is his sex life?' and Mary said, 'Ridiculous!' ~ George Burns

  6. Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me. ~ Bob Hope

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