Quote #93

Jack and Mary and Gracie and I were going to dinner one night and Gracie asked Mary, 'Is Jack really thirty-nine?' And Mary said, 'Ridiculous.' Then she asked, 'And how is his sex life?' and Mary said, 'Ridiculous!' ~ George Burns

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  1. 'When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.' ~ Bob Hope[3]
  2. Jack was tremendously talented, and I can honestly say I've never heard anyone play the violin the way he did. And I'll always be grateful …
  3. I liked Benny right away, he had something I enjoyed very much - a worse singing voice than mine. ~ George Burns
  4. Jack's a great musician, and I'm a great actor. It takes a great actor to say Jack Benny is a great musician. ~ Bob Hope
  5. When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. ~ George Burns
  6. Last time Jack paid one hundred dollars a plate, it was to his dentist, Dr. Pincus. ~ Bob Hope
  7. I'd like to kill him but the Government needs the money. ~ Bob Hope
  8. Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me. ~ Bob Hope

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