7 Jack Benny Quotes on Jokes

Jack Benny quotes on jokes

41. Thug: Look, bud, I said 'Your money or your life.'

77. Jack: [Pointing to the tiger] He must have gone to a veterinarian in Denmark.

87. Jack Benny played Mendelssohn last night. Mendelssohn lost.

98. When Moshe Dayan heard him play (the violin), he took the patch off his eye and put it over his ear. ~ Dean Martin

100. Before shoes were invented, Jack was a heel. ~ Fred Allen

102. There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes. ~ Fred Allen

109. His violin always plays off-key, but his humor is never off-color. ~ Ronald Reagan