Jack Benny Quotes on Jokes
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Thug: Look, bud, I said 'Your money or your life.'
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Jack: [Pointing to the tiger] He must have gone to a veterinarian in Denmark.
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Jack Benny played Mendelssohn last night. Mendelssohn lost.
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When Moshe Dayan heard him play (the violin), he took the patch off his eye and put it over his ear. ~ Dean Martin
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Before shoes were invented, Jack was a heel. ~ Fred Allen
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There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes. ~ Fred Allen
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His violin always plays off-key, but his humor is never off-color. ~ Ronald Reagan