Quote #87
Jack Benny played Mendelssohn last night. Mendelssohn lost.
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- I'd like to kill him but the Government needs the money. ~ Bob Hope
- Clyde: Oh, we're not going to make that trip again, oh no.
- When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. ~ George Burns
- Jack: No, I just want to reach 40.
- I liked Benny right away, he had something I enjoyed very much - a worse singing voice than mine. ~ George Burns