Quote #102
There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes. ~ Fred Allen
More from Jack Benny
- Jack has no more hair than an elbow. ~ Fred Allen
- When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as if the strings are back in the cat. ~ Fred Allen
- Before shoes were invented, Jack was a heel. ~ Fred Allen
- He is so anemic that if he stays out at night, he has to get a transfusion so his eyes will be bloodshot in the morning. ~ Fred Allen
- One night I was walking in my sleep and Mr. Benny put a vacuum cleaner in my hand. ~ Eddie Anderson (Rochestor)
- When Jack Benny walks out in tails in front of ninety great musicians, he looks like the world's greatest violinist. It's a shame he has to…
- When Moshe Dayan heard him play (the violin), he took the patch off his eye and put it over his ear. ~ Dean Martin
- (when asked how well her father played the violin) Well, let me put it this way. He doesn't play as well as Jascha Heifetz - but then, who …