Jack has no more hair than an elbow. ~ Fred Allen
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- A witty comparison suggesting the subject has very little hair, using an anatomical part known for having none.
- In plain terms
- He has almost no hair at all.
- What can you take from it?
- Use absurd comparisons for comedic effect.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- Is wit worth potential offense?
- How do you handle teasing?
Another view
It targets personal appearance which can be hurtful.
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