Quote #99
One night I was walking in my sleep and Mr. Benny put a vacuum cleaner in my hand. ~ Eddie Anderson (Rochestor)
More from Jack Benny
- When Moshe Dayan heard him play (the violin), he took the patch off his eye and put it over his ear. ~ Dean Martin
- Before shoes were invented, Jack was a heel. ~ Fred Allen
- Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me. ~ Bob Hope
- Jack has no more hair than an elbow. ~ Fred Allen
- Last time Jack paid one hundred dollars a plate, it was to his dentist, Dr. Pincus. ~ Bob Hope
- There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes. ~ Fred Allen
- Jack's a great musician, and I'm a great actor. It takes a great actor to say Jack Benny is a great musician. ~ Bob Hope
- When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as if the strings are back in the cat. ~ Fred Allen