Quote #70

Bob: [about Bing Crosby] He's up in Nevada looking over Boulder Dam - his piggy bank is filled. He's so loaded, you know, he uses Howard Hughes for a bell boy.

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  1. Bob: This is rather strange for me, I'm on the major network. [mouths ABC]
  2. Jack: These last 2 miles were rugged, weren't they?
  3. Jack: [out of shot] Darn right I am.
  4. Clyde: I knew as soon as we got off the freeway, we'd run into trouble.
  5. Hope: You mean, Jack's actually wearing your pants?
  6. Jack: It's really dangerous, here in the jungle.
  7. Don Wilson: Because I had to give him mine.
  8. Clyde: Your'e telling me. What about those first three nights, we had to light fires to keep the animals away.

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