Quote #33
Perry Mason: Maybe my writers are better than yours.
More from Jack Benny
- Jack: I can't understand it. On your show you always win.
- Jack: What do you think of this card I wrote for Don? 'To Don from Jacky, Oh golly, oh shucks. I hope that you like it, It cost forty bucks.
- Jack: Gee, I never thought of that.
- Rochester: It would've been hard to rhyme a dollar ninety-eight.
- Marilyn Monroe: I know, Jack. But what about twenty-five years from now when I'm fifty and you're thirty-nine?
- Jack Benny: We're a little late, so good night, folks.
- Jack: Oh, it's not that big a difference. You're twenty-five and I'm thirty-nine.
- Jack Benny: Where's that big glass star I told you to pack away last Christmas?