Quote #65
Bob Hope: Why do you want Jack's pants?
More from Jack Benny
- Don Wilson: [Poking his head through the curtains] Bob, Bob, quick, give me Jack's pants
- Don Wilson: Because I had to give him mine.
- Bob Hope: Put your head back through there, or I'll start handing out baseballs to the audience.
- Hope: You mean, Jack's actually wearing your pants?
- Jack: [poking his head through the stage curtains] Bob, will you please give me my pants back?
- Jack: [out of shot] Darn right I am.
- Bob: Welcome to the Lucky Strike Program. In just a few minutes, you'll see our star, Gypsy Rose Benny.
- Bob: This is rather strange for me, I'm on the major network. [mouths ABC]