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Marilyn Monroe: What about the difference in our ages?
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Jack: Well, only if you have enough. I'd hate for you to run out to the zoo just for me.
Jack: Oh, it's not that big a difference. You're twenty-five and I'm thirty-nine.
Liberace: Would you like to stay for dinner, Jack?
Marilyn Monroe: I know, Jack. But what about twenty-five years from now when I'm fifty and you're thirty-nine?
Jack: Breast of flamingo and gazelle steaks?
Jack: Gee, I never thought of that.
Cook: We have some breast of flamingo and gazelle steaks.
Jack: I can't understand it. On your show you always win.
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