Quote #26

Liberace: Would you like to stay for dinner, Jack?

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  1. Jack: Breast of flamingo and gazelle steaks?
  2. Jack: Well, only if you have enough. I'd hate for you to run out to the zoo just for me.
  3. Cook: We have some breast of flamingo and gazelle steaks.
  4. Marilyn Monroe: What about the difference in our ages?
  5. Liberace: What do we have for dinner?
  6. Jack: Oh, it's not that big a difference. You're twenty-five and I'm thirty-nine.
  7. Rochester: Yes, that's the spot all right. You almost had a heart attack when they laughed at Bob Hope.
  8. Marilyn Monroe: I know, Jack. But what about twenty-five years from now when I'm fifty and you're thirty-nine?

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