Quote #25
Jack: Breast of flamingo and gazelle steaks?
More from Jack Benny
- Cook: We have some breast of flamingo and gazelle steaks.
- Liberace: Would you like to stay for dinner, Jack?
- Liberace: What do we have for dinner?
- Jack: Well, only if you have enough. I'd hate for you to run out to the zoo just for me.
- Rochester: Yes, that's the spot all right. You almost had a heart attack when they laughed at Bob Hope.
- Marilyn Monroe: What about the difference in our ages?
- Jack: When they laugh at one of my jokes... it just gets me right here. [Puts hand on heart]
- Jack: Oh, it's not that big a difference. You're twenty-five and I'm thirty-nine.