Quote #24

Cook: We have some breast of flamingo and gazelle steaks.

More from Jack Benny

  1. Liberace: What do we have for dinner?
  2. Jack: Breast of flamingo and gazelle steaks?
  3. Rochester: Yes, that's the spot all right. You almost had a heart attack when they laughed at Bob Hope.
  4. Liberace: Would you like to stay for dinner, Jack?
  5. Jack: When they laugh at one of my jokes... it just gets me right here. [Puts hand on heart]
  6. Jack: Well, only if you have enough. I'd hate for you to run out to the zoo just for me.
  7. Jack: When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.
  8. Marilyn Monroe: What about the difference in our ages?

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