Sparky Anderson Quotes on Humor
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'He's (Jose Canseco) built like a Greek goddess.'
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'If I ever find a pitcher who has heat, a good curve, and a slider, I might seriously consider marrying him, or at least proposing.'
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'I only had a high school education and believe me, I had to cheat to get that.'
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'Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.'
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'Problem with (John) Wockenfuss getting on base is that it takes three doubles to score him.'