Steve Allen Quotes on Humor
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This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever.
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Sports fans, I have the final score for you on the big game between Harvard and William & Mary. It is: Harvard 14, William 12, Mary 6.
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Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
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Do not allow children to mix your martini. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.
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Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.
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I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.
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Is it larger than a bread box?
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Men will take almost any kind of criticism except the observation that they have no sense of humor.
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Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality