9 Steve Allen Quotes on Humor

Steve Allen quotes on humor

1. This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever.

3. Sports fans, I have the final score for you on the big game between Harvard and William & Mary. It is: Harvard 14, William 12, Mary 6.

14. Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

15. Do not allow children to mix your martini. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.

16. Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

17. I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.

24. Is it larger than a bread box?

25. Men will take almost any kind of criticism except the observation that they have no sense of humor.

27. Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality