More from Steve Martin

  1. People come up to me and say 'Steve, what is film editing?' And I say 'How should I know? You're the director.'
  2. First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
  3. I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
  4. I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy.
  5. You know, a lot of people come to me and they say, 'Steve, how can you be so fucking funny?' There's a secret to it, it's no big deal. Befo…
  6. I'm not into that one-night thing. I think a person should get to know someone and even be in love with them before you use them and degrad…
  7. I don't think I'd believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my Lucky Astrology Mood Watch.
  8. Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

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