Quote #8
It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it - The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.
More from Steve Martin
- I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.
- I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
- Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town.
- Now let's repeat the non-conformists' oath: I promise to be different! (audience repeats) I promise to be unique! (audience repeats) I prom…
- Why is it we don't always recognize the moment when love begins, but we always know when it ends?
- It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythologi…
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.
- I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but …