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  1. The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need. My name in print. That really makes somebody. Things are going to start happening to me now!

  2. You kill me and I'll see that you never work in this town again.

  3. I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.

  4. I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

  5. It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.

  6. You know, a lot of people come to me and they say, 'Steve, how can you be so fucking funny?' There's a secret to it, it's no big deal. Before I go out, I put a slice of bologna in each of my shoes. So when I'm on stage, I feel funny.

  7. (Martin): Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.

  8. First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

  9. I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

  10. I'm not into that one-night thing. I think a person should get to know someone and even be in love with them before you use them and degrade them

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