Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

It is a happy thing that there is no royal road to poetry. The world should know by this time that one cannot reach Parnassus except by flying thither.

Who shoots at the mid-day sun, though he be sure he shall never hit the mark, yet as sure he is he shall shoot higher than who aims but at a bush.

When it comes down to it, at the end of the day, I need more out of my life and I need to push myself harder. And if at the end of the day I don't have it, the…