Quote #180
Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.
More from Steven Wright
- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
- Half the people you know are below average.