Quote #181

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

More from Steven Wright

  1. Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.
  2. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
  3. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
  4. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
  5. All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
  6. Half the people you know are below average.
  7. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  8. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

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