Quote #182
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
More from Steven Wright
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
- Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.
- Half the people you know are below average.
- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
- Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
- All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
- How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?