6 Steven Wright Quotes on Risk

Steven Wright quotes on risk

74. I tried to hang myself with bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

144. They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning...[picks up his glass of water from the stool]...I like to live on the edge...

182. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

192. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

195. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

198. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.