Steven Wright Quotes on Risk
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I tried to hang myself with bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
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They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning...[picks up his glass of water from the stool]...I like to live on the edge...
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.