I tried to hang myself with bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and seven people died.

I used to work at a factory where they made hydrants; but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Unless you're passing a bowling ball, I don't think so. Unless you're trying to circumsize yourself with a chainsaw, I don't think so. Unless you're opening an…

Let's step back and think about the likely outcome of a scenario that involves the words 'James Nicoll', 'a box of sharp needles' and 'possibly without ever ha…

As soon as there is life there is danger.