Steven Wright Quotes on Danger
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I tried to hang myself with bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
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My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH.
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The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge.
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When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.