4 Steven Wright Quotes on Danger

Steven Wright quotes on danger

74. I tried to hang myself with bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

124. My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH.

138. The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge.

153. When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.