7 Steven Wright Quotes on Expectations

Steven Wright quotes on expectations

27. I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.

34. I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one-it wasn't doing what I was doing.

43. I have a decaffeinated coffee table. You'd never know it to look at it.

90. I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.

93. I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

158. You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time.

166. I bought some batteries, but they weren't included - so I had to buy them again.