Steven Wright Quotes on Expectations
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I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.
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I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one-it wasn't doing what I was doing.
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I have a decaffeinated coffee table. You'd never know it to look at it.
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I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.
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I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
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You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time.
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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included - so I had to buy them again.