7 Steven Wright Quotes on Art

Steven Wright quotes on art

53. I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings...Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.

76. I want to get a full body tattoo of myself, only bigger.

96. I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.

103. I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, 'I think I might have written that.'

111. I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas. I just think about it.

114. Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

169. I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.