Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it...

Last year me and my friend George drove across the country. We switched every half mile. We only had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip...I can'…

I've been getting into astronomy, so I installed a skylight. The people that live above me are furious.

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.

And we will be ready, at the end of every day will be ready, will not say no to anything, will try to stay awake while everyone is sleeping, will not sleep, wi…

Mostel: If I appeared there, what if I did an imitation of a butterfly at rest? There is no crime in making anybody laugh. I don't care if you laugh at me. Con…