Steven Wright Quotes on Surreal
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I was born by Caesarean section, but you really can't tell... except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window...
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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
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The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays Helter Skelter.
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The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.