4 Steven Wright Quotes on Surreal

Steven Wright quotes on surreal

79. I was born by Caesarean section, but you really can't tell... except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window...

114. Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

134. The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays Helter Skelter.

137. The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.