8 Steven Wright Quotes on Behavior

Steven Wright quotes on behavior

4. A fool and his money are soon partying.

55. I like to skate on the other side of the ice.

57. I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.

62. I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

117. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

150. When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.

160. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

165. Sally plays strip-poker. Every time she loses she has to put on a piece of clothing.