Steven Wright Quotes on Behavior
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A fool and his money are soon partying.
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I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
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I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
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I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Sally plays strip-poker. Every time she loses she has to put on a piece of clothing.