Quote #55

I like to skate on the other side of the ice.

More from Steven Wright

  1. I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
  2. I locked my keys in the car the other day. But it was alright; I was still inside.
  3. I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings...Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.
  4. I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
  5. I like candy canes; they're my favorite candy. But I only like the white part.
  6. I mix my water myself-two parts H and one part O.
  7. I know a man who is a midget dwarf, he's this tall. [holding his thumb and forefinger three inches apart] He poses for trophies.
  8. I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.

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