Quote #53

I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings...Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.

More from Steven Wright

  1. I like candy canes; they're my favorite candy. But I only like the white part.
  2. I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
  3. I know a man who is a midget dwarf, he's this tall. [holding his thumb and forefinger three inches apart] He poses for trophies.
  4. I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
  5. I just lost a buttonhole. [while looking at stage floor]
  6. I locked my keys in the car the other day. But it was alright; I was still inside.
  7. I invented the cordless extension cord.
  8. I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.

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